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		<title>#55 Listen, I heard a joke you can bank on being a good laugh</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 09:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Telling jokes is fun, but listening to them even more so. Comedians and comedies abound and it is good to make use of them. They&#8217;ve worked hard, trained hard, and practised even harder. So it would be a shame to let all that effort go to waste? The comedian telling a joke is like a someone depositing a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Telling jokes is fun, but listening to them even more so. Comedians and comedies abound and it is good to make use of them.</p>
<p>They&#8217;ve worked hard, trained hard, and practised even harder. So it would be a shame to let all that effort go to waste?<span id="more-438"></span></p>
<p>The comedian telling a joke is like a someone depositing a magic penny. The magic penny can be deposited in many banks at once, and a short while later the banks have a rich increase from the magic penny.</p>
<p>The comedian is the investor, the magic penny is the joke, and the enriched banks are us the listeners.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Jobless? You don&#8217;t need a job to survive the recession!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You don&#8217;t need a job to survive the recession?&#8230;Yeah, right!&#8221; some may serve up as a retort &#8211; along with a generous side portion of sarcasm. Others may envisage that I&#8217;m about to expunge the joys of financial prudence like a nan. &#8220;You don&#8217;t need a job to survive the recession&#8221;. Honestly I really mean [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_92" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-92" href="http://thoughtlateral.com/2009/03/23/jobless-you-dont-need-a-job-to-survive-the-recession/money_rain/"><img class="size-full wp-image-92" title="money_rain" src="http://thoughtlateral.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/money_rain.jpg" alt="Ultimately you decide whether it's raining debt, or raining credit." width="300" height="200" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Ultimately you decide whether it&#39;s raining debt, or raining credit.</p></div>
<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t need a job to survive the recession?&#8230;Yeah, right!&#8221; some may serve up as a retort &#8211; along with a generous side portion of sarcasm. Others may envisage that I&#8217;m about to expunge the joys of financial prudence like a nan.</p>
<p>&#8220;You <strong>don&#8217;t </strong>need a job to survive the recession&#8221;. Honestly I really mean it, and truly believe it. Here&#8217;s why&#8230;</p>
<p><span id="more-91"></span></p>
<p>A job, unless you&#8217;re self-employed, means someone else giving you a &#8216;handout&#8217; (salary) according to the value your services have to them.</p>
<p>Think about why you supposedly <strong>need </strong>such a job?</p>
<p>To make ends meet. To keep the baliffs out. To put bread on the table. To keep a roof over your head. <em>It&#8217;s all about making money</em>.</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t really <em>need </em>a job, what you <strong>need </strong>is <strong><em>to make money</em></strong>. A job just provides you with one way of doing that.</p>
<p>Freeing up your <a title="thought" href="http://thoughtlateral.com">thought</a> process to see the wider picture allows you to be more creative in the solutions to making money that you come up with.</p>
<p>For example,  de-clutter the house by selling unused possessions. (Many people are currently looking to buy cheap goods to &#8216;make do&#8217; and help them through a financial rough spot).</p>
<p>Or perhaps, start a local leaflet around your neighbourhood with money saving tips. See if local businesses would be interested in offering a modest discount to customers holding your leaflet, which has an advert for their business on it.</p>
<p>Or even, join ailing businesses together into a &#8216;service chain&#8217;. Help an accessories store to cross-advertise with a hairdresser and nail bar &#8211; helping ladies to get glammed up for a night-out without breaking the bank to do so.</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t really <em>need </em>a job, what you <strong>need </strong>is <strong><em>to make money. </em></strong>So if the Recession, like Life, doesn&#8217;t give you an opportunity &#8211; then feel free to make one!</p>]]></content:encoded>
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